I’ve known you since high school
and you were with her because she was safe,
there was about as much passion between you and devil woman
as a bloody rice cracker.
I mean, they’re very nice,
but I don’t want one in my vagina
and I’m absolutely sure that you don’t either.
And you know, I know that I’m different,
I go through them like socks in a draw,
but at least I get to feel.
I gets highs…lows…shmucky,
and all good and fucky.
- Wave, Elena Undone